Cold jokes

When I am feeling really really bored, I will try to think of "cold" jokes that is unbelievably stupid and make you cringe. In case the end of the world really happens later, I want to blog some of the jokes that I've thought of. Q: Why are the churches in that stretch of road all painted in black? A: Because that road is OR-chard road (only people who understand hokkien can catch this)